#cause of his stamina issues lmao
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mirensiart · 13 hours ago
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I feel like if Wild was left in charge of the younger ones, things would be a lot worse and they would definitely get into more dangerous shenanigans.
wild is fun and he's also protective of the little ones but he is NOT responsible lol he keeps forgetting about the curse and how if he gets hurt the others hurt too lol
like hyrule's first instinct in this case is to run with both kids and get them all somewhere safe away from the lynel -> responsible rulie, yay!
wild's first instinct would be to use himself as bait while he yeets both kids out of harms way and fight the lynel head on despite having a migraine and not being at a 100%-> self sacrificing irresponsible wild, no!
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raythekiller · 1 year ago
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nsfw alphabet w/ Jeff mayhaps?
🗒 ❛ NSFW Alphabet ༉���₊˚✧
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Featuring: Jeff The Killer
#Notes: i have other like 7 nsfw alphabet requests and half of them are asking for ej LMAO
pronouns used: none, gn! reader
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A - AFTERCARE 
Terrible at it. Will just turn his back to you on the bed and doze off after a while, not even cleaning either of you up. Most he'll do is ask if you're okay cause he knows he can get a bit rough.
B - BODY PART 
He's a thighs dude. Will definitely want to fuck them at one point or another.
C - CUM 
Either all over your face or down your throat.
D - DIRTY SECRET 
Will rather die than admit it, but he kinda wants to try out being submissive. Not that he'll ever tell you that.
E - EXPERIENCE
Most he's ever done was make out with some girls from his school before he got turned into a human barbecue, so not much experience with sex.
F - FAVORITE POSITION 
Reverse cowgirl, doggy or (surprisingly) missionary.
G - GOOFY 
Definitely serious. He wants to be seen as a big bad dom, so humor just isn't allowed in the bedroom. Boring.
H - HAIR 
Doesn't have much body hair, so he doesn't bother much with shaving. At most grooming every few months.
I - INTIMACY
Jeff isn't the most... Romantic, let's say. Even if he does love you, he won't really show it when fucking you.
J - JACK OFF
Does it pretty regularly. He's got a lot of pent up anger, what's a best way to deal with it than taking it out on the socks?
K - KINK
Here's a full post for his kinks.
L - LOCATION 
Literally anywhere. His bed, bent over on a table, the kitchen counter, bathroom sink, you name it.
M - MOTIVATION 
Loves teasing. Just a few touches from you and he's rock hard. Just don't do it too much or it backfires.
N - NO
Refuses to be submissive or vulnerable because he has some issues to work through, which is why he's not very romantic. He wants to keep his emotions separated from the act.
O - ORAL 
Absolutely receiving. It's one of the only times he gets a bit subby, thrusting up desperately and grabbing your hair while, surprisingly, whimpering.
P - PACE
Fast and messy and rough. Christian Grey style, he doesn't make love, he fucks.
Q - QUICKIE 
Super big fan. Will bend you over the nearest surface and just go to town with you whenever he feels like it.
R - RISK 
Into breath and knife play, so he's quite risky. Doesn't mind the thrill of almost being caught either.
S - STAMINA 
About 2 rounds, but he holds back as much as he can so they usually last for a while.
T - TOYS 
Doesn't own any and if you do he's throwing them away. Thinks that his cock is the only thing you need to satisfy yourself. Reacts almost like you're cheating on him.
U - UNFAIR 
Impatient, so not much teasing or foreplay. He just wants to be inside you already.
V - VOLUME 
More of a grunter than anything, but when you're giving him head he'll moan quite loudly.
W - WILD CARD 
Will spit on you. Either on your sex or your mouth.
X - X-RAY 
About 8 inches, very skinny. Curves to the right.
Y - YEARNING 
Horny all of the fucking time. You'll just be chilling together and he'll ask if you wanna fuck. Nasty.
Z - ZZZ 
Falls asleep pretty fast afterwards. Since he's the one doing most of the work, he gets pretty tired. Definitely hugs you in his sleep.
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noakun · 2 years ago
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Hi :) Your art is very cool, specially the colors
I was wondering if you could write some headcanons about Team Rocket Elite Trio, they're pretty underrated
Thanks ^^
Hello!! Thank you so much for the ask, I'll be more than glad to write something for them :> In terms of general headcanons:
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Ken
Ken could best be described as a responsible and caring older brother figure to everyone in Team Rocket, even though he can be aggressive and strict from time to time in order to maintain discipline and keep missions in motion.
Despite his size and looks, he's respectful, considerate and really pleasant to talk to.
Can be kind when handling others' mistakes, unless he's faced with an uncooperative individual or is under a lot of pressure (which is more often than not exerted by Lt. Surge).
Speaking of Lt. Surge, as merciless and evil as the man is, one of Ken's biggest wishes is to receive his validation for being a good member of the team (and trying his best!). That, unfortunately, rarely happens.
Alongside Al and Harry, he deems Team Rocket his family, a community he belongs in, one he should protect and support in any way possible, no matter what he has to do in order to achieve that goal.
Desperately searching for a father figure after the early loss of his own.
Jokingly started calling Giovanni "dad" when talking to Al and Harry. (It's barely a joke anymore. Also, the nickname is now used by the other two as well.)
Really likes Pokémon!
His everyday outfit consists of a flannel, cargo pants and comfortable footwear. He has a LOT of flannels.
Coffee addict.
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Al
Al is short. Short-tempered as well, actually. Nobody makes a big deal out of his height other than himself.
He's quick to speak his mind, and will make sure you know how irritated and disgruntled he is at the smallest of things that bother him, making him talk a lot.
On the flip side, he's honest about things he enjoys and admires about others too. If he likes what you're wearing or how you look on a particular day for example, he'll be the first to tell you and shower you with compliments and ideas on how to improve an aspect even further.
He rarely takes off his hat, and even when he does, he's simply fixing his hair before putting it back on. Very insecure about his appearance.
Rational and logical about other things and is a great problem solver, so people flock to him with questions and personal issues. He gets annoyed with it more often than not, but he'll help out regardless.
Has a bad habit of biting his nails, especially when he's been bottling up stress.
Surprisingly, he doesn't have a lot of close friends despite being social, so he sticks to Ken and Harry.
Has a thing for fashion and owns many pieces of clothing. A lot of them are hats and colorful shirts.
Likes playing cards and other luck based games.
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Harry
Harry is the Popular™ one, and you'll most likely find him on some kind of party when he's off duty.
Made a group chat with Ken and Al so he could spam them with memes and hourly life updates. Al replies to everything individually and has a lot to say, while Ken keeps the messages short and brief ("lmao", "so true", etc.)
A big flirt, has had a lot of romantic partners in the past, but got heartbroken every single time (that doesn't stop him from pursuing The One™ in the future).
Agile and fast, has been training a lot, enhancing his stamina, and is able to outrun most of Team Rocket.
He's hyperfixated on Hatsune Miku and likes other anime-styled media. If you ask him about it, he won't shut up for hours. Owns a lot of (stolen) merch. His favorite Miku song is "World is Mine".
Self-confident. Doesn't think before he speaks and doesn't check messages for errors before sending them, leading to some hilarious typos that Ken and Al have been quoting for years. Unironically uses ":3" and variations.
He's the least likely of the three to physically hurt you. Can throw a verbal tantrum though and cause unnecessary drama.
Seemingly irresponsible, but when he puts his mind to something, he'll see it through.
Good at keeping promises.
But gossips a lot.
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star-realities · 1 year ago
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OMG ANOTHER DC SHIFTER??? HELLO!!! HI!! PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DRS :DDDDD HAVE YOU SHIFTED YET?? ANYTHING SPECIAL YOU SCRIPTED???? SORRY BUT IM REALLY EXCITED!! YOURE THE THIRD DC SHIFTER IVE SEEN SO FAR :DD
Hiiiii!!!! :)))) So nice to see another DC shifter, I love us <33
Have I shifted yet? No. But also I haven’t been trying hard recently haha
I have 3 DC DRS :))
My Bat DR
I’m one of the Bats, and I have Bat meta powers (real original I know 😭)
I’m the newest Batgirl in this DR because- honestly I’m just really unoriginal lol
The family dynamics in this DR are based on Wayne family adventures because I’ve got family issue in my OR just let me have a happy dynamic 😭 (have you SEEN their dynamic in Gotham Wars??? Bruce- if you try and brainwash Jason again count ur days)
My Cat DR
Basically I am fucking OBSESSED with Catwoman in this reality, so I made a Catwoman DR
Selina is my aunt, and I’m her thief prodigy- LMAO
This DR is just lots of fun. Kinda chaotic but fun.
My Titans DR
This one’s a weird hybrid of Young Justice and Teen Titans because I wanted the best of both worlds
In this DR I’m an alien who crash landed as a baby (like Superman) and, speaking of Superman, he’s my mentor here! (For a while anyways lol).
I’m honestly obsessed with this DR because my whole hero persona is based on 60’s futurism aesthetic and I LOVE IT.
The theme song for this DR is Go Go Dancer by Lana Del Rey (unreleased song that I’m BEGGING her to release, go listen 2 it it’s great.)
Anything specific i scripted?
THAT I WONT DIE OR BE TRAUMATIZED lmao
My secret never gets found out
I’ve got high stamina (fighting criminals. Hard work lmao)
Stuff like that- also that I can catch anyone I try to. I’m not getting yelled at cause the riddler escaped on my watch or smth
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se7ens-oc-heaven · 2 years ago
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Ok sooo. Rex becomes the champ at age 16, he probably manages to keep the title at least for 4 years before he begins to earnestly Legend Hunt sometime in his early 20s. Idk if he manages to keep the title during that, i'd imagine he can defend it fine for a bit, but he's less invested in Staying Champion by that point so it's possible he gives it up/lets someone more deserving or active take on the mantle. So thinking about that and how actively (or more likely inactively) he engages with his league duties and fellow league members:
Milo - Rex does better with Milo as he gets older and gets to know him better. He never hates the guy or anything, but interprets how Milo tends to interact sort of as being talked down to/babied and he doesn't do well with that especially as a kid/teen. As reaches more equal footing with Milo though, and as Milo does a lot to help Rex out bc that's what Milo does, Rex warms up to him considerably. I can't imagine them having a lot in common per se but Rex learns to think highly of Milo as he gets older.
Nessa - Personally I don't have a good feel for Nessa fsr so it's hard to say? I'm not entirely sure if Rex would have thoughts one way or another, although he likes her style a lot.
Kabu - Rex admires the guy's fire and stamina, and looks up to how long he's been able to pursue being a gym leader. Rex doesn't aspire to be a gym leader, but seeing an older adult able to commit to something so long term gives Rex hope for his own goals. However, Kabu can come off as strict and discipline-focused at times, and this sort of approach very much does not mesh well with Rex lmao
Allister - Allister is probably a huge Comfort Zone for Rex in a manner of speaking. Rex does better with and is more patient with kids, and Allister's more withdrawn nature reminds him of his cousin Ritsu. Rex is also a ghost type trainer primarily, as referenced above, and the reasons for being one are Also pretty tied to the exploration of death and the dead, even if the motivation is different from Allister's. I'd imagine he talks a lot to Allister to get thoughts and feedback from someone with experience of a close shave with death, who's very close to ghost types and likely more familiar with them than Rex himself is.
Opal - Opal was probably the one he had most trouble with outside of Chairman Rose. He has huge issues with adults that he interprets as doing what they want at the expense of others, and Opal would definitely read that way to him. Plus she's crafty and indirect, which the rather straightforward Rex is easily confused by. She had stepped down when he achieved Champ status, but continued to be present as a mentor for Bede for a bit longer, so I'd imagine Rex had some continued exposure to her for a bit... much to his consternation lol
Bede - eeeh. Rex can understand where Bede is coming from, but the guy has caused him a lot of hassle, and tends to come from a really self-absorbed standpoint. Rex doesn't do well with these types, and doesn't have any energy or sympathy to provide for others. He's a little preoccupied with a tragedy in his own life and dislikes having to entertain those who can't even fathom that he maybe has something more important on his mind than, say, competitions.
Melony - He likes her fine. She means well. But Melony's fussing and nagging can get on his nerves sometimes. As Rex gets more adjusted to the group dynamic he learns it's not unique to him and she's just Like That which helps a lot, but he doesn't respond well to her way of interacting at times, and, unlike the others Melony can be rather set in her side of things, so it's hard for Rex to warm up to her.
Piers - Piers is a good balance for Rex - an older brother who will step in and watch out for others' backs, but also knows when to give them space and do their own thing. Rex also admires his stances and how he sticks to his principles, and while Rex will dynamax, he never does so with Piers out of respect of that (although if Piers were to call him out for it he'd gladly change that practice). After everything Piers has done for him and Hop, and for everything he does for Spikemuth and the other gym leaders, Piers is held in high regard by Rex. (It doesn't hurt that his music rocks and they're both Obstagoon trainers. Rex loves hearing stories about Piers's Obstagoon and comparing them to his own lol)
Raihan - he's like. Meme photo pals with Raihan of a sort? I'd imagine they're also good battle pals, but I picture the two of them engaging in no-context photo conversations that baffle the others in the group chat and/or their social media. Examples include Rex sending blurry images of himself seconds from death as a Legendary comes after his ass (and Raihan committing to the meme bit in reply); and eventually the two of them starting this odd running joke of taking the worst quality pictures of each other to send - or post - with zero context.
Leon - Leon is Rex's closest older friend, a sort of older brother figure for him given the close association to him and Hop. While Leon does become the Champion and become more absent in later years, he most likely has kept more in touch with Rex where possible, out of worry and concern. He is also the one who gifted Rex his starter Miki, to make sure Rex wasn't alone during one of the roughest periods of his life, so Rex always thinks highly of Leon and hopes to support him in kind someday.
Chairman Rose - Rex overall was indifferent to Rose, kinda disliked his vibe but couldn't care enough. It wasn't until the Eternatus bullshit, which nearly got Leon and Hop killed, that Rex truly hated the chairman. I'm not entirely sure what becomes of the league chairman status given Rose turns himself in, I haven't checked in a bit? I originally wrote this forgetting he turned himself in so this is probably a moot bullet point lmao
So yeah! Hopefully this basically gives some insight on his dynamics with the others. I think the basic takeaway here is as Rex gets older he finds it a LOT easier to get along with them, as Rex tends to be hyperaware of the gaps between 'teen' and 'adult', so lessening that gap goes a long way.
And Rex is a bit of a hothead, but generally prefers to be friendly with people so long as they don't have beef with him, so I'd imagine if anything he gets closer with a lot of them by the time he's stepped down and mellowed out as an adult.
Q: Is your oc Rex close with any Gym Leaders, since he's the champion?
AAAA IDK WHEN THIS GOT SENT IN BUT HELLO TY!!
Excellent question, I haven't thought too hard on it so far but I do have Some ideas?
I'm gonna go down the list of leaders to think more on this in a reblog, but tl;dr version of league attachments afaik is:
Rex is closest to the former champ Leon due to being neighbors and buddies with him and Hop;
he Cannot Stand Chairman Rose after maingame events;
I think he gets along well with Raihan at least as online pals bc I can easily envision him sending stupid selfies his way?
I can also see him being cool with Piers bc Piers is one of the few adults in his life who actually goes out of his way in canon to help the player with shit that the other adults would minimize or do less for which is a Big Thing for Rex and his storyline
I'd also imagine, since Rex is Shield-based and also primarily a Ghost Type trainer he probably does well with Allister and tbh I can see him talking to the kid A Lot for various reasons
...Aside from the chairman these are all like my biggest faves so there's obvious bias on who I've thought about for this lol. BUT I do like a lot of the gym leaders overall so this sounds like a fun thing to think on more!
I'd imagine for the rest of them he gets on fine, but Rex does also become something of an absent champion after a point too, so it's possible he just doesn't quite bond with them enough While Champion (although I'd imagine the league themselves don't limit their friendships and associations based on Active Champ status so this still leaves room for friendships after the fact imo)
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memxntomxri · 3 years ago
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𝓌𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓀 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓃𝓈
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𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 | 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲
𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 - timeskip!bokuto x f!reader
𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘦 - nsfw pwp
𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤 - you never planned to be here, pinned against a mattress with bokuto koutarou against your back. but then again, he seems intent on wrecking your plans...
𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 - 3k words
𝘵𝘸 - smut that’s probably not the best cause it’s my first time (lmao i am a virgin devil’s tango writer), alcohol, marking, oral (m and f receiving), unrealistic depictions of stamina, probably second hand embarrassment
𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 - this is my first time writing the dirty, bear with me. also, reader is way too based off of myself with my antisocial tendencies.
the title is from taylor swift’s willow. yes, i use way too much taylor content do not @ me.
𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 - @meiansmistress and @mianavs for betaing! they're the absolute best and this fic would not be where it is without them 🤍
𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙙𝙣𝙞 - 18+ content under the cut
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Normally, you’d say that you cherished and greatly appreciated your best (and only) friend in Osaka, Ito Kana, but today, that wasn’t really the case.
Kana, being the social butterfly that she was, had met Miya Atsumu a few weeks back at a slightly seedy bar and they had hit it off. Great for her—you entirely supported your friend getting some, and Miya-san didn’t seem too bad, except for his inherent cockiness. Really, you had no issue with them hooking up and being all lovey-dovey in front of your salad. You weren’t the jealous-of-other-people’s-relationship type. Sure, you were open to romance and when you watched Titanic in a horrible Japanese dub you wished for an epic love affair, but you were also content spending nearly every day at home with Netflix as your only companion.
What you did have a problem with was Kana’s insistence on bringing you to a goddamned party of all things. Sure, you occasionally went to an izakaya with coworkers after a particularly grueling project ended, and a drink once in a while was a habit that you weren’t inclined to quit, but you didn’t really do full-on parties. And oh, was today going to be a party.
It was the annual V.League end-of-season bash, and everyone who knew anything about the athletic world knew that it was a wild celebration that psycho party monsters like Miya Atsumu and Ito Kana looked forward to. There would be booze, dancing, crazy stunts, and at least five scandals would come from the infamous night. Kana, ever since meeting Miya-san, had been ecstatically preparing for the party, buying a new dress, rebleaching her hair, and getting her nails done. You, on the other hand, had had no intention of going, even after Miya-san had politely extended an invitation to you out of courtesy since you were Kana’s best friend.
That is, of course, until Kana pulled out her ace.
One afternoon, while you were curled up on the couch trying to get some work in before the weekend, Kana had plopped down next to you, suspiciously quiet. You peeked at her out of the corner of your eye, already dreading what she was about to say. However, it seemed like Kana had no intention of breaking the silence, and after a few tense minutes, you sighed and turned to her.
“What, Kana?” you asked, trepidation bleeding into your voice.
“You should come to the V.League party,” she replied.
“I already told you, I have no intention of getting blackout drunk and waking up with a horrible hangover. There’s nothing interesting that’s going to happen, Kana. I’d rather stay home with Kate and Leo,” you insisted.
Kana rolled her eyes. “What is it with you and Titanic?”
You glared at her. “It is a classic.”
Kana stared at you for a bit before she deadpanned, “Let me rephrase that. You’re going to come to the V.League party with me. You need to get out more.”
That was a bone of contention between you and Kana. You weren’t necessarily an introvert, but she always insisted that you should go out more. Your response, every single time without fail, was, “Kana, we’re not all crazy chronic partiers like you.” It did nothing to dissuade her from trying to drag you out to clubs and bars with her every weekend.
You snorted, “You can’t make me.”
Kana’s smile became predatory. “I can, Y/N. If you don’t come with me, I’m taking away my Netflix account for a month. No more sinking ships or baking shows for four weeks.” Her expression was almost diabolical.
You froze up. “Kana, you wouldn—”
“Oh, I would.”
Netflix was your lifeline, the love of your entire existence, an essential.
You gaped at her in horror. You’d do anything for the streaming service, and that included going to a party that was more likely to annoy than entertain you, and she knew it.
You sighed, caving. “Fine.”
And that was how you found yourself standing there, at the polished bar of an upscale hotel where the season’s leading V.League teams were staying, and where the event of the month was being held.
You aren’t dressed to be eye-catching, instead choosing a simple number that, while accentuating your curves, wasn’t too revealing. You hunch over your drink, trying to avoid having to make small talk, something that you had never enjoyed and positively ran away from as an adult.
You stare down into the depths of the alcoholic beverage in your hands, a happy buzz already filling the edges of your brain, toning down the bright sounds of the party behind you. You musingly wonder how many more of these brightly colored concoctions you could down before you really got drunk—and then you contemplate if you actually wanted to go down that path. It might make the party more bearable, after all…
You’re still lost in thought when a man with black-and-white hair slid into the seat beside you, ordering in a raspy yet warm voice.
“A shot of tequila, please.”
You ignore him, preferring to stare down at the wood grain in the bar top as if it holds the secrets to the universe.
Your plan on avoiding all human contact was shot down when the man leaned toward you.
“Hey hey hey!” greets his enthusiastic voice.
You look up at him, registering bright golden eyes and a beaming grin. “Um… hi,” you cautiously return.
“I’m Bokuto Koutarou, wing spiker for the MSBY Black Jackals! Tsum-tsum sent me over to talk to you because he said you might be lonely.”
Your face burns. You don’t need any pity introductions, especially by your best friend’s newest boy toy. You look away, slightly ashamed of the way your cheeks are heating up.
“I’m fine, Bokuto-san. You can go back to the party,” you murmur, trying to extricate yourself from the embarrassing situation.
Bokuto doesn’t seem to get the hint and plows on. “I don’t mind! You’re pretty! And Tsum-tsum told me that you’re fun to talk to!”
Damn, now your face is definitely on fire. You wonder if Bokuto can see the blush from a few feet away, warming up your entire upper body.
“No, really, I’m okay by myself. I’m sure your teammates want to celebrate with you,” you continue to try to reason with him.
“Nope! I’m gonna stay with you tonight! It’s gonna be fine, trust me,” he insists.
You sigh, already planning an exit plan for when it becomes socially acceptable for you to leave. Bokuto seems nice enough, but you see no value in sticking around to talk to someone who you probably have nothing in common with. Besides, you have no idea if he’s going to start talking about hair gel or something—Atsumu had bored you and Kana for many hours going on and on about his skincare regimen—and you’d rather avoid another athlete monologue.
“Alright, Bokuto-san,” you say. Maybe if you humor him right now, he’ll let you go and you can slink away, back home to your Netflix and Meiji ice cream.
Thirty minutes later the both of you are pretty plastered from the several drinks you had shared after hitting it off. Apparently, you had lived around the same neighborhood in Tokyo, although it was during different time periods.
“You know, you’re like… super pretty. Like… I was watching you from the moment you walked in. Not in a creepy way, though. You’re just really, really pretty.” Bokuto slurs and you giggle, completely out of character for you.
You had already scrapped your plan of running as soon as you could, but now, you were pushing not only your own, but someone like Kana’s limits—more than half of the party’s attendees had already left the venue, going home to puke their guts out or sleep through the effects of the immense amounts of alcohol consumed that night.
“Thank you, Koutarou. You’re not too bad yourself,” you say, putting on an officious facade for comedy’s sake. First names had been exchanged, and over the course of your slow descent into drunkenness, his given name had begun slipping through your lips more and more.
Bokuto leans in, swaying a little bit. “You know… your legs are so long. I think they’d fit so prettily around my waist,” he says, voice dropping an octave and causing a shiver to run down your spine.
Against your better judgment that definitely would’ve perked its head up if you were more sober, you lean in slightly and place your lips next to his ear, noting the shudder that runs up his muscular body.
“Are we trading compliments now, Koutarou?” you whisper sultrily. “Well, then, I bet your hands could fit around my waist.”
Bokuto gulps, Adam’s apple bobbing. Feeling adventurous, you drop a single kiss on the corner of his jaw, soft enough that it could almost be taken as an illusion if Bokuto hadn’t been so attuned to your every motion.
Still, Bokuto is an ace through and through—he gives as good as he gets. “You wanna test that out?” he breathes in your ear, voice somehow conjuring even dirtier images in your mind.
You nod enthusiastically. Fuck your plans, they could wait until you were sober.
He grabs your hand and practically drags you to the elevators, punching the up button as if it had personally wronged him. You hang onto his arm as the elevator rises, too slow for both of your impatient hands.
You don’t full on do anything—the risk of someone else seeing isn’t worth it—but his hand does find its way to your ass, squeezing the soft and supple flesh a few times. Your own wandering digits track your desires to his pecs, tracing patterns against his hard chest.
When the elevator finally gives out a distinctive ping, Bokuto grabs you by the waist, making his way to a door a few meters down the carpeted hallway.
He fumbles with the keycard a few times before getting the door open. As soon as it swings shut behind you, he’s on you, lips slanting over your own and claiming you in a heated kiss.
Your back slams against the door and you grab onto his firm arms, barely holding yourself up. Bokuto drops a kiss to the corner of your mouth before lowering his head to mouth at your neck and collarbone. You breathe in his scent and unconsciously roll your hips against his thick thigh, which has slotted itself between your legs. You keen as he finds the spot at the junction of your neck that makes your knees weak. You feel Bokuto smile against your skin before nipping at the spot, drawing a short gasp from you that turns into a moan as he sucks gently at it to darken the mark.
He fumbles with the zipper on your dress a few times before sliding it off of your body, making you shiver as the cold air hits your bare skin. You scrabble at his buttons, frustration making you grit your teeth until his much bigger hands cover yours and finish the job for you, revealing an expanse of dips and rises that work together to create one of the most sculpted planes of human skin and muscle you’ve ever seen in your life.
Your hands run down his chest and stomach, coming to a stop at his waistband. You glance up at him, licking your lips before speaking. “Can I?”
Bokuto’s voice is gravelly as he voices his consent, throwing his head back as soon as your fingers brush the outline of his hard cock. You drop to your knees and take one last look at him before pulling his zipper down.
“Just so you know, it’s been a while since I’ve done this,” you warn. Bokuto rolls his hips, rutting his cock into your arm.
“T-That’s fine, baby. You’re doing great,” he reassures.
With that last bit of affirmation, you pull his dick out of his boxers and immediately take a deep breath through your teeth.
Bokuto’s big, probably bigger than anyone else you’ve ever taken before. He’s also thick, the width making it hard for you to even fit your hand around it. You gulp before tentatively licking the tip. Bokuto hisses, his pelvis unconsciously thrusting forward.
You brace your left hand on his thigh before ducking forward and taking half of him—all you can on the first try—slurping his hot length into your mouth.
The sound Bokuto makes is obscene and only serves to spur you on. You start bobbing your head slowly, trying to get more of him down your throat. What you can’t fit inside the tight heat of your mouth you stroke with your right hand, twisting your wrist for maximum coverage.
Bokuto’s rutting into your face now, his powerful thrusts doing half the work of getting as much of his cock through your lips. Tears are streaming down your face from the exertion of keeping your mouth open and teeth covered, but from how your pussy is throbbing, skin hot as you let him fuck your mouth, you can tell that your body is enjoying it.
“Nngh—you feel so good, a-ah—right there, take it, take my fucking cock, you look so pretty with it down your throat,” Bokuto grunts above you.
You lock eyes with him, his golden orbs swirling with lust and unbridled desire. “Can I—can I cum in your mouth?”
You hadn’t thought of it, but now that he introduces the idea, you feel your pussy clench around nothing. You quickly nod before bobbing up and down faster, tears overflowing from your eyes from the burn.
With a few more hard ruts of his hips, he’s spilling down your throat, coating it with sticky white substance.
You pull off of him, swallowing his essence before taking a deep breath, trying to get some air back into your lungs.
Bokuto helps you up and lays you down carefully on the bed, tracing his fingers down your body before he stops at the waistband of your panties.
“May I?” he inquires, thumb hooking in the elastic.
“Koutarou, please,” you moan, hips pushing into his palm.
Bokuto grins before sliding the panties down thighs and off of your legs entirely, throwing them over his shoulder to God-knows-where. He stares down at your glistening pussy, already wet and quivering for him.
“Itadakimasu!” he exclaims cheerfully. You barely have time to look down at him before his head is between your thighs, tongue sliding its way up your folds.
You throw your head back and moan, thighs clenching around his head. Bokuto brings a calloused thumb up to rub at your clit, causing you to clench down on his tongue, which he unceremoniously shoved into your entrance. His thumb draws patterns on your nub, and he quickly adds his index and middle finger to the fray with his tongue, scissoring them inside of you to open you up for something else.
He’s rough but passionate, and it’s enough to bring you hurtling towards the edge. With a warning cry of “Kou!”, you’re tumbling off of it, flying towards a climax that causes you to squeeze your eyes shut and scream his name.
Bokuto pulls away, looking satisfied with himself as he licks your slick off of his fingers.
He ruffles around in his bedside drawer before pulling out a condom, quickly ripping it open and sliding it onto his thick shaft, which is once again red and swollen. Bokuto taps it a few times against your cunt, still sopping from his saliva and your excretion. “Can I put it in?” he asks gently.
You’re still riding the high of your orgasm from moments before, but you nod groggily. Bokuto groans and pushes forward, breaking past the ring of tight muscles that guard your entrance. “Ugh, Y/N, you’re so—you’re so fucking tight,” he bites out.
You rock your hips against his, because even though you had just been thoroughly eaten out by him a few minutes prior, you can already feel the embers of desire stirring in your belly again.
“K-Kou, feels so good, keep going, don’t stop,” you moan, incoherently.
He obliges, flipping you over and pinning you against the mattress, pressing your chest to the sheets with your ass up for him to continue to piston his cock in and out of your pussy.
He drives back in relentlessly, setting a pace that has the bed creaking. The air quickly fills with the smell of sex and the sounds of the grunts and moans that come from both of you, lost in the haze of pleasure you’ve created together.
“F-faster, Kou!” you demand.
Bokuto groans. “You’re going to be the death of me, Y/N.”
His thrusts become even more rapid, punching into you. The stimulation to your clit from his balls slapping against it has the coil in your stomach tightening once again, gathering itself together from when it had sprung open when Bokuto ate you out.
You rock back against him, both of you chasing highs that guarantee to be as bright as supernovas. His fingers dig into your hips—turns out that while you weren’t completely right, they still make it a fair bit of the way—hard enough that you know that they’ll be marks in the morning.
With two more hard thrusts you’re spiraling into your climax once again, this one harder than the last. Bokuto rams into you, relentlessly chasing his own orgasm while prolonging your own. You become limp in his arms, but your cunt seems to have a mind of its own, squeezing down on Bokuto’s cock.
He groans and thrusts into you one last time before spilling into the condom, then falling down next to you with his cock still buried in your pussy, latex rubbing against your oversensitive walls. He gathers you into his arms, burying his head into your shoulder.
Fucked out and dazed, you stare at the ceiling.
“That was nice, Y/N,” he murmurs quietly.
“Mmm,” you reply.
Whatever. You can deal with the fallout of your shattered plans in the morning.
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ezdotjpg · 3 years ago
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(you may have talked about this before, if so feel free to ignore..)
Do they have any specific physical health concerns? ...excluding missing eyes? (But ofc please do put in any side effect that might cause if you wanna,,,)
I have thought abt this so much lmao
Loft
so, I tend to think of Loft having something similar to chronic fatigue syndrome, possibly caused by the sickness that sweeps Skyloft when he and Zelda are young and nearly kills Zelda (I don't remember what the basis is for this- if it's in the manga or just fanon). So, extreme exhaustion that doesn't improve with rest, muscle and joint pain, issues with memory and concentration, dizziness.
It's manageable for the most part until his journey. He pushes himself so hard and overuses stamina elixirs so much that by the time the task is finished, it triggers a crash so bad it takes like. a year to recover. Symptoms are a lot more persistent after that. He falls back into bad habits pushing himself too hard once this new adventure starts
He also has some nerve damage in his arms from the lightning that causes difficulty sometimes, particularly in his right
He has asthma
Mage
I think i've mentioned this before but early-onset arthritis, particularly in his hands but it affects all his joints. He has magical salves and treatments and stuff that help but sometimes he just. doesn't use them. Sometimes he has to take all his rings off which he hates bc a lot of them have magical properties he feels weak without. It's safe to say that while Mage is incredibly strong and skilled in his own right, he maybe over-relies on magic just a bit
Insomnia. Is that a physical ailment?? idk anyway it does have physical symptoms doesn't it? he probably has a ring for that. maybe don't take that one off bud at least not until ur ready to reckon with it
Wake
Persistent headaches from one too many concussions, accompanied by vertigo, tinnitus, and some issues with memory and concentration
Wolf
Pain in the arm that was cut off and reattached, from the scar but also just sort of. a kind of phantom pain in general even though the limb is still there
also insomnia and constant fatigue bc of it
Slate
chronic pain and some limited mobility from all his scarring. I don't think he realizes how much pain he was in when he first woke up bc it was just like. well this is the baseline of having a body. He pushes through it a lot when he shouldn't
Migraines
Mirror
The scar from the edge of his mouth to his ear that probably pulls quite a bit when he makes expressions and probably hurts sometimes
War
He has a bad shoulder. It's his sword arm. Probably from getting pulled out of socket. From personal experience, once u fuck up the human shoulder there's no going back lmao. It's mostly manageable but it acts up pretty badly sometimes.
Mask
also migraines
Pain in his eye scar probably
Not sure for Mini and Spirit
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diaphragmjellyfish · 4 years ago
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Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz NSFW Alphabet
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A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Hawk is pretty quiet after sex. He likes to lay there with you draped over his chest and a smirk on his face while you both catch your breath. If it was a particularly rough night he will get a wet cloth and clean you off before getting snacks and turning on some rock music or an action movie. He’s almost always the big spoon when cuddling.
B: Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also yours)
His favorite body part of yours is your face. He thinks you look so innocent and pure like a literal ray of sunshine. A complimentary opposite to his look. He especially likes how sweet you look while doing certain *ahem* activities. His favorite body part of his are his abs. He worked hard for them and they give him confidence. He loves when you run your hands down them while y’all are making out.
C: Cum (anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Hawk likes to cum on your face or inside you. You guys are young and not at all ready for kids so you always wrap it up, which is why he usually cums on your face. He could honestly finish just thinking about how you look covered in him like that. When it’s a super passionate or romantic night he prefers to finish inside you with or without the condom. He just likes to look deep in your eyes.
D: Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory)
He’s always wanted to try anal. His tattoo buddy Rico told him it was awesome, and he’s wanted to do it ever since. He’s nervous to ask you though because he would never want you to be in pain. When you eventually tell him you want to give it a go, he’s beyond excited but also super gentle.
E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Hawk is somewhat experienced, but his confidence makes up for anything he might not be sure about. He was with Moon for a few months and learned all the basics, but it’s with you that he really starts to experiment. He’s also a super quick learner.
F: Favorite Position (This goes without saying)
The boy loves to try new things. You guys are making your way through the Kama-sutra. He still thinks you can never go wrong with the classics though- missionary and cowgirl. As long as he can touch you he’s a happy guy.
G: Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they more humorous, etc.)
He almost always is wearing a smirk when y’all are going at it. He’s more serious than goofy at first just because he feels like he has something to prove but once you guys get comfortable and he knows he can be himself around you, he lets loose a little and will crack a joke or two during.
H: Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes)
God I wish I could say the carpet matched the drapes lmaooo imagine a little mini mohawk. But fr he’s probably trimmed. Nothing too fancy but he keeps it clean.
I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
He’s a romantic at heart, but only for you. He’d never tell anyone but on Valentine’s day he goes all out. Rose petals, candles, a massage. And he loves to buy you lingerie to wear for him.
J: Jack off )Masturbation hc)
He does it a lot when he’s by himself because he can’t believe he got such a sexy mf as his girl. He always thinks of you. If he’s ever too frustrated from training or a tournament he’ll rub one out by himself so he doesn’t take out his anger on you. He’d never want to hurt you. But if you’re there, he obviously prefers you over his hand.
K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Anal, Hair pulling, choking, he loves when you bite his shoulder when it feels good, or scratch his back so when he takes off his shirt at practice everyone knows he did a good job. He also loves to leave hickeys all over your neck and thighs. He’s a confident boi but he has an insecure past so he wants everyone to know you’re taken and taken well ;)
L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)
He’ll take you anywhere and everywhere. Bed, the dojo, the canyon, on his motorcycle in an alley somewhere, he literally does. Not. care. You guys even did it in his mom’s Sentra while it was in the middle of the car wash
M: Motivation (What turns them on, what gets them going)
Any time you bend over, or ask him to help you with something like opening a jar, he likes to feel needed and wanted. You could honestly look at this boy funny and he’d pop a hard one.
N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do)
Anything that causes you pain. He would never slap you or make you gag on him or anything like that. Also threesomes are out, whether that’s with another guy or another girl, he wants it to be just you and him always.
O: Oral (preference in giving or receiving)
The first time you went down on him he thought he was gonna explode. He couldn’t believe it was happening. But the first time he went down on you? He’d never heard such beautiful noises and he knew from then that he wanted to hear those little moans every day for the rest of his life. He’s got the basics down when you first get together, but after you show him what you really like and y’all start experimenting? God tier head.
P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
Honestly depends on the day. When you guys first meet he just wants to impress you so he’s super fast and rough, but once you tell him that slow and steady wins the race, he starts to take his time. You still enjoy a good pounding every once in a while though
Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies)
He’s the king of quickies (not too quick tho if ya know what I mean). He’s a young guy, he’s horny all the time and doesn’t care if anyone sees. He’s doing what he wants when he wants as long as you’re ok with it.
R: Risk (Are they game to experiment)
YES. It’s his favorite thing. You both love to get freaky and try new things. He’d do anything you ask him to do, and do it well.
S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for)
Ngl, when y’all first got together, this kid would bust in under 10 minutes. He’s a young guy, you were his second girlfriend ever, and he spent most of his childhood thinking he would never even talk to a girl like you. He bounced back fast though and could go for multiple rounds. And he’s built up stamina over time so no issues here.
T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)
He loves to use toys on you. In the beginning, you were having trouble reaching the summit *wink wink* no matter what he did. He was amazing, but for whatever reason you couldn’t quite finish. You told him it was fine but he said he couldn’t enjoy it if he knew you weren’t enjoying it. So one day he bought a tiny pink vibrator and held it between your legs while he fucked you and you LOST IT. Now he has several different toys that he uses on you all the time.
U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)
He’s not much of a tease. He likes to let you both have what you want. But he loves when you tease him. The anticipation of you hovering over him, not knowing when or if you would finally sink down, gets him that much more excited.
V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Kind of quiet, but lots of swearing and groaning. Literally the “ugh fuck” right in your ear as he sinks into you. He doesn’t like to be too loud (his old shy self is still there) and would rather hear you scream for him.
W: Wild Card (Random hc)
He is very much into foreplay. He likes to make sure you’re on the brink of orgasm before he even gets in you. Your only sexual experiences before you met him were guys just shoving themselves into you completely dry and when you told him that, he promised you he would never do that to you. He’s been a foreplay prodigy ever since. It’s his thing.
X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
Probably about 5 or 6 inches, average girth. Honestly size really is overrated. The G spot is only 3 inches in I’m tired of everyone acting like bigger is better. You Don’t Need Much if they’re using it right and he definitely does.
Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive)
On a scale of 1 to 10, Hawk is an 11. He could fuck you all day every day for the rest of his life. Morning, noon, and night. Rich or poor, in sickness and in health (I got carried away lmao)
Z: ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep after)
Hawk likes to cuddle, eat snacks, and watch a movie after. Maybe it’s because he always felt insecure sleeping around other people as Eli but he always lets you fall asleep first. He loves to feel like he’s watching over and protecting you while you sleep on his chest. Literally when you’re in such a vulnerable state around him he feels so honored and would die before he let anyone lay a finger on you.
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necroneos · 2 years ago
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Yeah, I agree! Doesn't matter your health state whether you're healthy or ill if you're health-conscious. I always saw Melone as the weaker one (not in mental fortitude) cause physically he wasn't as built as the others. I feel still that he has some muscle on him regardless, most likely from doing stuff like moving things or other miscellaneous tasks. Just not as much stamina and strength.
Health issues always seem to pull groups together, from my notice. I say this sorta from experience cause I got epilepsy and have to take pills every day. My family had and has to accommodate for some stuff to keep me safe but the love is still there. I totally vibe with Mel unable to drink alcohol because meds not mixing well and I'm the same way lmao. As well as Prosciutto being a mom and trying to keep Mel from doing something stupid that could affect him medically. My mom is the same way.
As for Illuso....well I don't see him physically ill, but I think we all know he's arrogant and full of himself LMAO. I mentioned aggression with him because I recently re-read his battle. He was calm (but not Mel calm) but you could see he has some aggression simmering in him too, I just think a little deeper down than individuals like Ghiaccio and Prosciutto. If he WAS I'll in any way, I defs believe it'd be mental.
When I described Mel as pretty calm and quiet before, I think the closest comparison would be Weather Report. Just, naturally calm. But he defs ain't THAT quiet. No, no, I believe he talks much more. Just trying to give an example that would give you a good idea.
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you! I love your interpretation of Melone 😩👌 when I first read your stuff I was all 'sickly/lots of problems Mel? Sounds a little out there since he comes off as a health-conscious person to me....' But like. At the same time it just makes so much sense somehow??? Him unable to have gluten is so cute and when you mentioned him being weak + bullied as a kid I could totally see it. He may come off as strong enough and capable in canon, but he just doesn't seem as aggressive as the others. I suppose the lack of lots of aggression makes him seem a bit weaker to some? I don't know, sorry for rambling haha
P.S. I also love this lots of problems Mel cause I got some health issues too + Mel my fav squad man
Aww gosh, I'm so glad you enjoyed my Melone interpretations! My start with him was rocky, and I owe a lot to Melone fans (in particular the friends I made on Twitter) for helping me broaden my horizons, so I want to thank them again for everything! The Baby Face Laptop lore on this blog is as fun and rich as it is because of them.
You have actually made me very curious now, because the headcanon that Melone has a lot of issues seemed pretty popular on Twitter, and I never really saw anyone who portrayed him as health-conscious or fairly healthy and strong, so it would be cool to see what that looks like! <3 I personally put my interpretation down to things like his Stand's design removing him from the need to fight, the way one eye is covered by his eye-band, etc. You raise a valid point about aggression being seen as a sign of weakness sometimes, especially when Ghiaccio and Prosciutto are both aggressive AND objectively the two strongest Stands on Vento Aureo (I did the meta math), but hopefully I was not guided by it for Melone because I definitely don't agree with this idea on principle. I guess there's just something about his general vibe that is rife for health speculation, especially if fans relate to him and have health issues themselves, because among the JoJo fans I knew on Twitter, it was common to see these headcanons for Melone while the other La Squadra members had little to nothing thrown their way. Maybe I just didn't get to talk to enough people, but I seemed alone with say, Pesci and Turner Syndrome, or the conditions I portray Prosciutto with on account of The Grateful Dead. Addiction headcanons are way more common for Prosciutto than health-related ones for sure.
I'm rambling too now, haha, but yeah, it's an interesting subject! :D
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I'm usually the definition of a lurker but I'm leaving the safety of the void to ask about what you think the other curses would be for each of the Links. I thought up a few but I want to hear what you think they'd be!
Sky: No idea
Four: Forcing all the Links to split. So there's now 36 Links! I can only imagine the chaos :)
Time: De-aging/advanced-aging curse. So either everyone gets turned into kids or old men, or a mix of both. Or maybe a timeloop! Or maybe something to do with his masks? He has too many possibilities!
Legend: The Pain-Sharing AU
Hyrule: I want to say The Blood Curse gets shared, but none of them would even know unless the monsters started sacrificing them so... maybe everyone turns into fairies?
Twilight: Animal/Dark World Forms Curse.
Wind: Its a common headcannon that Wind can see spirits right? Maybe the spirit sense gets spread around? But that seems more like a benefit than a curse...
Warriors: Uhhhh...? No idea.
Wild: The only thing I can think of is giving the entire Chain amnesia and forcing them to recover their memories the same way Wild does.
Ooooh! OK so, when I made that post I was thinking specifically about legend and twilight cause like, they're already cursed/have a magic thing going on (legend has the soul bond and twi the dark curse) so the wizzrobe would have something to grab onto to base it's curse of
But the idea that the wizzrobe would base the curse on details of each link is pretty interesting ngl
Sky can be either a curse where everyone suffers from stamina issues or that everyone is aware of where everything is making it a sensory nightmare cause of his tracking homing abilities, lol
Four can be very fun, the wizzrobe curse can be either everyone splits into 4 making it the worst thing ever lmao or everyone is now minish sized, like imagine them trying to deal with the black blooded monsters as tiny lil things lol
Time can be the aging-deaging one but like by 7 years lol either some of them get older by 7 years or get younger by 7 years, for the younger ones getting 7 years younger would suck tbh like wind would be 6 lmao the masks ones are also good I feel, maybe wizzrobe casts the spell and the only one standing is Time surrounded by 8 masks of each of his bros 🙃
Hyrule's i'd love it if if where the fairy one, everyone is a fairy!!!! They can't wield a sword or use their items so it would suck ass lol
Wind would be funny if like, the wind waker abilities get spread around, like one of them moves their arms a lil and a cyclone happens lmao they move their arms up and down and now suddenly they're all being blown over by a strong gale, they do some hand motions and oh I can control one of you now, they move during battle making motions with their arms and now it's night time lmao
Warriors' can be constant era hopping cause of how there are so many portals between eras in his game, if the normal portals were annoying, then now every couple of minutes, a portal opens up, and they're in another time lol
Wild's giving them amnesia is so funny and idk why, I like this, everyone just standing there looking at each other like "who the fuck are you.....and who the fuck am I???"
And well, twilight's is the everyone is their dark world animal one and I love that one a lot too hehe
In a way, legend's pain sharing curse is one of the least awful ones lol
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beanst0ck · 4 years ago
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—NSFW Alphabet with Bokuto Koutarou
note: lmao me and @parttime-simp were talking about this while playing something and someone kept trying to get our attention but we were too invested in bokuto’s thighs
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
The absolute sweetest. He’ll ask you if you’re ok, how if he was too rough etc. He’ll be really cuddly afterwards, wanting nothing more than to just hold you in his arms, but if you wanna take a bath he’ll run over and make sure the temperature is just right then hop in with you. Expect lots of kisses and cuddling.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I’d say he loves his arms because he gets to wrap you in them and hold you tightly while nuzzling his face into your neck. He also loves his thighs because the face you make while coming undone from riding them nearly makes him cum.
Loves your hips, mostly because he gets to hold them while you ride him. He also loves your stomach, especially if you’re on the chubbier side! He doesn't care if you have stretch marks or any other kind of scar, he still finds you extremely wonderful.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He’ll ask before doing so, but he loves coming on your stomach or on your face. Just seeing it on you will get him going again, so expect another round.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I don’t think he has a dirty secret? He’s pretty open about anything and everything with you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Not very experienced. He’s had maybe one relationship before you, but he didn’t go far with the person because they couldn’t handle his energy. The first couple of times you did it there were some issues. He may not know exactly what to do at first which caused him to sulk but after comforting and praising him Bokuto grew confident with you and learned quickly what you liked and didn’t like.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Doggy style, cowgirl, and missionary, but he especially loves any position where he gets to see your face. He wants to see you come undone by him. The way your face scrunches up in the pleasure he’s giving you, yea he loves that. Also loves it when you top him too, he’ll be a great power bottom.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He will most definitely crack a couple of jokes while doing it unless the moment is really heated. He wants you to be comfortable, and he knows you usually respond happily to his jokes so he’ll say a couple if he notices you’re not in the best mood.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
The carpet does not match the drapes, it’d be concerning if he dyed his pubes gray. Before he was with you he didn’t trim or anything, but once he got with you he started taking more care of himself down there.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
While yes he can be goofy, he can also be very intimate. In the beginning there’ll be a couple of giggles, but once things start getting more heated you can literally feel the mood shift. He absolutely loves kissing your lips and feeling you grind down on him. He’ll also lay you down and leave a trail of kisses down your body.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Before you two got into a relationship he watched porn, but once you two got together he stopped because he wasn’t into it anymore. He’d much rather cum with you than to some other girl.
The only time he’ll masturbate while in a relationship with you is if you’re far away or if you’re too busy to give him attention. Even then it doesn’t feel the same and he’ll beg you to spare him some attention. Please give him attention.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Praise- He loves it when you praise him. If he’s ever in a sulky mood just compliment him and he’ll instantly perk up. While doing it if you praise him his grip on you will tighten and he’ll speed up his pace. Hell, moan in his ear and watch how his eyes turn dark with lust.
Body worship- He’ll praise your body so much, especially if he knows you’re insecure. He wants you to know he loves you so much and he thinks your body is so beautiful and you shouldn’t think otherwise.
Thigh riding- Like I said in the beginning, bokuto would just love to see you ride his thigh. Will get off just seeing you cum on his thigh.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He likes doing it in your home, makes him feel like he doesn’t have to hold back as much and he gets to hear you more. But, he will fuck you wherever in said home. Please put away anything breakable or else you’ll lose track of how many times you’ve broken something.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you with something of his own (jersey, hoodie, etc) with nothing underneath, but thigh high socks. Show him your thighs and he will melt, he loves that little pudge that sticks out when wearing thigh high socks at the top the most, it drives him crazy. Along with that, praising him also gets him going. Compliment his skills and how good he is and he will do whatever you want.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He’s willing to try anything and everything with you, but I have a feeling he wouldn’t be too into degrading you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves receiving, but he also loves giving. Hearing the sounds you make and the way you moan out his name are worth it. He’s not that good, but his enthusiasm makes up for it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Depending on the mood he can go both ways. Most of the time though he’ll be fast and rough, occasionally leaving bruises on your hips. Other times he’ll be really sweet, giving you gentle kisses and holding your hand while thrusting into you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Not a big fan, he likes to take his time being with you. With quickies he doesn’t feel fully satisfied and he always finds himself wanting more, especially if it’s right before practice or a game, but he will not deny a quickie if it’s been awhile and the both of you are needy.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He’s willing to experiment with some things, if you wanted to try something he’s not gonna say no because 1. he might enjoy it and 2. he wants to see you happy. Now for risks, is is not afraid of taking risks. He’s willing to risk fucking you in the locker room before practice as long as you’re ok with it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Being with an athlete has its perks, one of them is this boy has stamina.. and lots of it. He can last a long while before tiring out, especially if he’s excited to be with you because he wants to please you.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Probably wouldn’t mention it unless you brought it up first, in which case he’ll try them out on you. At first he thinks he won’t like it but once he sees you squirming and moaning in pleasure he immediately changes his mind. Don’t expect to cum using them though, he’d much rather make you cum himself.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
If you tease him he wouldn’t be able to handle it. He’s too impatient and wants to get right down to the point. If you tease him before or during practice he will lose his mind and either you’ll have a fun time once practice is over or he’ll pull you into the closet for a quickie, promising a round two once he’s free.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He is not, I repeat not, afraid to hold back his groans. He’s loud and he knows it too. If anyone confronts him about hearing him doing it with you he’ll just go “oops” and promise to be quieter next time which.. doesn’t work out. He’s loud unless you two are in a public area. When that happens he’ll bite down on your shoulder or hide his where in the crook of your neck to muffle his moans.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Didn't realize he had a dump truck until you pointed it out. He then proceeded to ask his teammates if they thought he had a dump truck, to which they all responded with “yes”.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s above average, around 7 inches with a bit of girth to it which feels extremely nice when he’s stretching you out. He’s gentle as to not hurt you unless you tell him to don’t mind the pain.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
During the beginning of your relationship his sex drive was low and whenever he was feeling something he held himself back because he didn’t want to pressure you. Once you guys do it once though, that changed and he found himself thinking about you more often. He couldn’t get enough of you and he found himself craving you more and more. Expect to get railed by this man at least four times a week if his schedule allows it.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He uses up a lot of energy while doing it, so he’s out like a light as soon as you two finish. But he loves having pillow talk with you afterwards so sometimes he’ll fight off the sleep just to talk to you. If anything your voice will be the thing that puts him to sleep.
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your-local-uwu-artist · 2 years ago
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FUNNY VAMPIRE PLUMBER NSKJFHSKJ
i mean it'll probably be quite a while before he starts working again considerin git already took him a while to like, go outside at all dnfjksdfa
i try not to share these things cause if i just tell everyone eveyrthing than they wont send me the asks i so desperately desire fnsdjkfhkad
but screw it yeah vampire weegee rambles under the cut >:DDD
he doesnt have very good healthy by vampire standards, like hes just malnourished which makes him more vulnerable to vampire weeknesses like the sun etc
also apparently bats can purr so he defintly purrs no explanation needed ndjhfakd
he also def hangs upside down on couches (like legs over the top of the couch)
for a guy without a reflection he is pretty insecure about his appearance
he actually doesn't know what he looks like, and while hes curious hes also really scared to ask anybody, he does know that his ears are pointed and his pale skin but he is unaware of his eye color changing
hes actually really upset about not resembling is brother much anymore
a lot of vampires can shapeshift a good amount to look older, younger, less or more human, as well as more feminine or masculine physical traits, but luigi doesnt have the stamina/health to do this
i am gonna go ahead and say that he could turn into a bat though he hasnt tried yet
i have already designed his bat form (as well as charlottes adorable bat form, sense charlotte is younger, well like physically/ sorta mentally younger her bat form is a lil baby bat <3)
he does have echolocation though + can purr
ALSO ABTS CAn PUTE THATS ASADORABLE TO EM
fndak i really want to be able to get the side story with mario enough attention so that people may actually speculate on charlottes backstory fndkajfs but at the same time i am going to burst and just wanna spoil it fnsdjkafhkjds
i also really wanna make a chibi template of luigi so i can draw every outfit ive drawn him in
i know it technically doesnt make any sense for luigi to dress all that different but my soul requires gothic lolita aesthetic lmao dnajk
daisy is the most accidentally insensitive about luigi's condition
like she will ask him myth questions and make jokes about it the most
some of them make luigi uncomfortable (specefically when she romanticizes it / expresses she finds vampires hot) but he knows she means well and at the least he does like how she doesn't make him feel like, othered/dehumanizing, like ultimately she doesnt treat him any differently (which is sometimes a problem on its own sense she'll forget things like luigi shouldnt go into the sunlight)
bowser is supportive but in like a passive somwhat passive agressive way, like he is just completely unfazed and nonchalant about it all
mario is fucking unwaveringly supportive
i cant wait for charlotte debut so bad cause i want to make mario that uncle/dad/older brother kinda character towards her (like sans and garry from ib, that uncle/dad/big brother vibes combo ) i want to make it so wholesome and silly
i know most people tend to depict mario as like,more vengeful ormore angry especially in bowuigi content ( i have nothing against this! wrtiers depicting him this way you a rad i enjoy your work and i hope your enjoying making it >;DDD) but i do personally prefer to write him as just very silly and carefree
like very much the "yeah bowser kidnaps princess peach but also mario babysits his kids jokingly no homo style flirts with him and they have fun playign golf and karting "
princess peach is litterally so sweet and considerate without even needing to be told which both helps and hurts luigi alot sense he worries about hurting her in particular a lot but also he feels supported and even somewhat normal sometimes
like immediately adding welcome sign at the castle entrance, removing a lot of decorative mirros and replacing them with paintings and flower vases etc.
i really want to get into luigi's idenitity issues at some point, he's struggling a lot with that sense it's a lot easier to think of himself as somebody with vampirism vs a vampire, this loss of humanity is something i really want to explore more
i actually briefly mentioned this on that post about the mario werewolf au idea but i also have another au off of this au which is just a vague idea for a story after luigi outlives everyone where marios a ghost (not being able to move on without his brother)
anyway my ask box over there is litterally always open lmao
HMMPPPPHHH that @ask-vampire-weegee brainrot be takin over
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emsartwork · 4 years ago
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Hi! Had some questions about the Specialists if you don't mind me asking: What weapons do they use? Do they have a favorite? What are their fighting styles? Do they carry anything else with them while on missions? Thanks for reading, your headcanons are truly amazing💕.
of course! and thank you!
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Here are their weapons. So Red Fountain weapons are low-key magic, like the boys aren’t using enough magic to have any eye shine effect or even be considered “mages” but they are enchanted to an extent. The gem featured on Specialist Armor is capable of absorbing and storing some magic, this can be directed inward to up stamina and strength in a fight but isn’t usually. The armor gem is linked to another, usually smaller, gem on the specialist’s chosen weapon/s. The gem on the weapon will generate projectiles/blades/shields. The phantoblades are able to absorb large magical attacks, which is partially why the specialists are even able to accompany the winx on so many missions (the other part is pure spite and stubbornness lmao) Both gems start out clear and gain more color the longer the specialist uses them but can be changed up if needed. Paladin weapons are built on the same technology, but have no gem generated surfaces. They’re a lot closer to a wizards magic item, though the spells are fairly limited. Paladin weapons are not interchangeable, and are specifically crafted for individuals (specialists weapons can be tweaked but are pretty standardized). The weapons have a compact and two engaged modes, they’re usually carried like keychains. paladin weapons are technically linked to the gem on the uniform but the connection isn’t as strong as with specialists, meaning its a lot easier to use paladin weapons out of uniform while specialists usually need to have both gems on them.
Sky: Short sword and shield. Sky is a brawler, and uses his shield more like a blunt weapon than a defensive item. He has a low center of gravity and is incredibly strong (eraklyon trait) making it hard to unbalance or overpower him. However, he isn’t very flexible and has a tendency to “strong arm” weapons into working for him instead of learning proper technique.
Brandon: Long sword or dual blades. Brandon is the unofficial bodyguard of the group, partially because of experience and partially because he’s the mom friend. his major strengths are vigilance, quick reaction times, and raw physical power. He does jump the gun and fall for feints though.   
Timmy: Gun or sickle in emergencies. If given enough distance, Timmy wins almost 90% of his fights, his glasses are to filter light, not for vision, so his aim is the best on the team. however in a hand to hand situation Timmy doesn’t do so well, he doesn’t have the physical strength many of his teammates do and has to hope his opponents are weak to pressure points and bony elbows.
Helia: hand blades and wires. Helia prefers to be non-violent. His glove is custom made, and allows him the detail level of control needed to restrain instead of slice (if anyone else tried to use it the wires would be super stiff and very slice-happy). Helia primarily takes care of environmental obstacles, or restrains already subdued opponents. fun fact! If Helia wanted to he could snap out the wires, wrap some one up, and then quickly close his fist to slice them into paper thin segments :)
Riven: riven is extra and has three, a cutlass/machete horror, dual bladed scythe but like. mini. and a crossbow. Riven is the most weapon heavy on the team, and trains intensely to master them (not that he would ever let anyone KNOW he has to work for it lmao the prick). his biggest problem is his personality (as usual) he has trust issues and refuses to ask for help, often leaving him in more dangerous situations than he can handle even with his weapons and combat skill.
Roy: stabby bo and a gaff. Roy is an agile fighter, having spent most of his life as a deckhand in his family business, he can fight on almost any surface and has insane balance. He lacks experience and often hesitates to strike decisive blows. 
Thoren: sword and hammer. Though Thoren’s focus is more support oriented,  as the oldest warrior in this bunch he’s a power house and not a fighter to be taken lightly. He really only pulls the hammer/sword out if he really needs to, preferring to use a form of mixed martial arts that targets the joints instead. His weapon has earth focused spells, and can cause shaking, fissures, and rock projectiles.
Nex: polearm and a set of dual daggers. Nex is also a strong fighter, easily picking up new skills. However in fights he lacks restraint, jumping in to action with out a plan or proper observation of his opponent. Nex relies heavily on his pole arm in the beginning of his paladin training, but has slowly started to prefer the daggers. Being a younger paladin his weapon doesn’t have a specialized set of spells, but can wield elongated slashes for attacks and a shockwave to push enemies back. 
For missions, they will carry their weapon/s, a communication device, ration capsules(basically food in pill form), and healing patches with them in case of injures. The ships the specialists use are also fully stocked with repair supplies, tools, a water filtration system, more food stuffs, and a healing chamber in case of severe bodily harm(think tanning bed but medical and good for you). Paladins usually have a base they work from and rely more on that institution's resources than their own.  
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dungeons-and-dragon-age · 3 years ago
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for the dragon age asks, 4, 5, 6, 39, and 99?
I am sorry, this got way out of hand again lmao
gonna put most of these under the cut because it is,, long,,,,
4. What was your first Warden (gender/class/race/personality)?
Neira Surana (female elven mage)! My og girl <3 I love her a lot even if I don't give her enough attention on this blog ^^"
She's primarily a Spirit Healer but also an Arcane Warrior (she only really uses those abilities to increase her stamina/be able to wear heavy armour though). She's more a quiet introverted type but also the kind of person who manages to get along with everyone somehow, very down-to-earth and mature but not nearly as confident in herself as one might expect. Great at taking care of other people, horrible at taking care of herself, very acutely aware of her responsibilities and always worried about making wrong decisions and/or negatively impacting other people. She does grow into her role as Warden Commander (and Chancellor to king Alistair) though and is better at what she does than she realises.
5. What was your first Hawke like (gender/class/temperament)?
Liam Hawke (male human rogue) my beloved. Definitely the one I got the most invested in, and I was not prepared for the Painᵀᴹ he was gonna face :') He's a dual wielding rogue and technically has the assassin specialisation, but I don't think I ever actually used/unlocked any of the talents haha. He's more of a jack of all trades type of guy anyways so it does fit for him to have no proper specialisation anyways. His main temperament was purple/humorous, but his tone kinda shifted from mostly green/red (Prologue) > green/purple (Act 1) > purple (Act 2) > purple/red (Act 3) in varying degrees. He's someone who really just wants his family and friends to be happy and the gradual death of all his relatives unsurprisingly takes its toll on him. Definitely a mum friend, hella extroverted and social, awful puns and sarcasm all around, unbearably sappy with his close family and s/o, very very bad at working through trauma and grief, Very Tired And Done With Everthing by Act 3. Y'know, the usual.
6. First Inquisitor (gender/class/race/personality)?
June Trevelyan (female human mage), Rift Mage and absolute disaster (affectionate). Has issues with authority, is insufferably rebellious and stubborn, cannot handle expectations or stress At All, emotionally very reactive and has no brain to mouth filter, cannot Politics to save her life, is essentially selfish in her motivations, absolutely Did Not Sign Up For This Shit, and just generally not at all suitable for the role of Inquisitor. She is very driven though, blunt but honest, opinionated but generally open minded and inquisitive (lol), highly interested in anything and everything controversial and unconventional, especially if magic related. Very much an ambivert; needs time to herself sometimes, specially when anxious or stressed, but also loves causing mayhem with her squad, generally frisky and energetic when in a good mood, and has no sense of modesty. Honestly just wants to vibe and do crime.
39. Creepiest moment in the games?
A couple! Well tbh I'm not sure creepy is entirely the right word for all of these, but I'll list my favourites anyways
Hands down the most revolting and disturbing thing DA has done imo were the Dead Trenches. The buildup to the Broodmother, with the Darkspawn gore getting worse and worse the further you go? Hespith's chanting while you progress until finally meeting her and finding out what happened? The realisation that this exact thing could have happened to a female Warden if they hadn't escaped Ostagar? The sheer wrongness and and grossness of the entire concept? It makes my stomach churn every time and I love it so much.
The Circle Tower has a very similar vibe, still disturbing but not quite as much as the Dead Trenches, again with the gore getting worse the higher you climb, the halls littered with mage corpses and abominations (and friggin drakes smh??) and just.. how obvious it is that something is very very wrong here, with the anticipation of what the Warden has to face at the top of the tower, it's great.
Now what's genuinely creepy imo is Haven. Love the vibe of these sorts of villages littered with little unsettling details (the blood shrine (?), barely any people to be seen, that one kid with the eerie nursery rhyme...) that are so clearly off, and the whole cult thing the village has going on? Love it. Same goes for the abandoned orphanage in the Alienage, that sort of thing always creeps me out too, in the best way.
And idk Origins as quite a few creepy-ish places imo. I know I was somewhat on edge when going down the Brecilian Ruins for the first time, or through the Temple of Sacred Ashes. Even Honnleath had an eerie sort of atmosphere to it. Also the Blackmarsh and the Mother's Lair from Awakening are both very creepy and gross respectively.
In DA2 it's definitely Quentin and his.... project, it's so messed up and gross and wrong and god the horror of hearing about the lilies and following that blood trail just to find that is awful and I hate it so so much. I love it.
Inquisition's creepiest section by far is In Hushed Whispers. The whole thing with red lyrium growing everywhere, out of the walls, the people, everything, warden corpses lying around, the sky outside being Fade-like, the end sequence with your companions making a last stand to let you escape... and just all the implications of that future are so disturbing and frightening.
The Raw Fade was creepy too, although imo not so much the Fade itself but the little snippets and details littered around. Some of the statues are really creepy (like that weird goat statue in that first section? those rough head-ish looking things all over? the various probably-Tevinter contraptions? the huge statue of Andraste (?)? lots of weird stuff), but what got me more were the various codex entries. Some of the ones about slaves and experiments were very alarming, but mostly the "Fears of Dreamers" were the ones that gave me goosebumps.
99. Where would you live (Fereldan, Orlais, Free Marches etc?)
(again gonna shamelessly copypaste here)
Hmm probably the Marches or Ferelden. Rivain and Antiva sound lovely but I'm not made for more tropical climates, I think the temperate climate in southern Thedas would be more up my ally. Also just generally prefer the more rural and less hectic vibe I get from those countries.
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denerims-archive · 4 years ago
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otp tag
Tagged by @solasan​ and @mcousland​ + definitely someone else who knows the activity page is garbage.
Tagging: whoever wants to! i’m kinda late with this and i think everyone’s been tagged but if you haven’t do this and say i tagged you!
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DISAGREEMENTS.
who is more likely to raise their voice?
Naomi. I can’t see Nate ever raising his voice at her out of anger. Maybe out of worry but never anger.
who threatens to leave but never actually does?
Naomi. Better to leave than get left.
who actually keeps their word and leaves?
God, neither of them. I can see maybe Naomi telling Nate she needs to go drive around and cool down but none of them would just outright leave. Naomi might be stubborn about her feelings but she knows that Nate is someone important to her.
who trashes the house?
During an argument? Yikes neither of them. Especially Nate. He’s very conscious of how he positions himself in an argument cause he’s So Big and a vampire compared to Naomi who is very short and human. Day to day? Naomi lmao. She just leaves a trail of mess in the morning.
do either of them get physical?
God no! Naomi has to convince him to spar with her and that usually ends with Nate catching her in his arms and kissing her until she’s out of breath from laughing and has to tap out.
how often do they argue/disagree?
Not often early on but the more feelings get involved the more they have disagreements with things like how much Naomi puts herself in danger. Naomi also pushes Nate away a little out of fear when they start getting so close. Whenever Nate mentions Rebecca/tries to mend their relationship whatever his intentions it always results in a fight and a silent treatment from Naomi. Nate also gets super pissed when she doesn’t tell him things which is a hard habit to break for her.
who is the first to apologize?
Naomi usually. She’s the one who usually gets the angriest/has the most vitriol when she’s angry so once she cools down she feels absolutely awful. Apologizing with Nate is always so easy with him too and he apologizes in return and is so soft in discussing the issue after everything has simmered down. 
SEX.
who is on top? who is on bottom?
Uh...Nate is usually the more dominant person but obviously very gentle and servicing in it. He’s the person who gently directs Naomi, slows her down, makes her enjoy it which is So Much. That’s when they have time of course. When Naomi wants a quickie she’s normally the one in charge but that’s pretty rare because Nate can’t seem to grasp the quickie concept. Naomi really likes to be on top and Nate really likes to watch her ride him soooooooo...
any kinks?
Dirty talk!! Specifically Nate! His is...A+. Nothing degrading because he’d never do that for Naomi even if she wanted and honestly I don’t think it’s very healthy for Naomi to get into that since she has History with some of those words and indulging in them would be not good for her. But Nate loves sweet nothings, praising her, asking her if she likes what he’s doing/likes doing what she’s doing/etc. Naomi has also unlocked Nate’s kink of his hands being tied during sex either to each other or to the bed frame. They also really love uhhh when Nate comes inside her and all of the dirty talk that comes with that. Naomi likes to be spanked occasionally - never choked or hit beyond that - and Nate’s not really into it but he indulges her because he loves her. Nipple play, lingerie, blindfolds, etc. UH Nate is a major tease so denial/teasing too which Naomi is happy to return.
who has the strangest desires?
Naomi probably lmao! She’s more kinky than Nate is.
who’s dominant in bed?
Nate normally but they switch it up sometimes. 
is head ever in the equation?
Absolutely! Nate is the best at oral in UB and I said what I said. Naomi also really enjoys it because Nate is so loud and moany when she does it. Also he holds her hair back which is sweet.
if so, who is better at performing it?
I gotta give it to Nate.
ever had sex in public?
Nooooo. Most “public” is fooling around in various Warehouse rooms. They’ve definitely had sex like...in a private area where Nate’s pulled her but nah.
who moans the most?
Natey! Naomi takes a bit of work to get going but when she does she’s very enthusiastic but on average it’s Nate.
who leaves the most marks?
Naomi would be if they didn’t heal in like minutes which makes her very sad. Nate only leaves marks on her thighs.
who is the more experienced of the two?
I’m not sure about Nate’s entire experience but Naomi’s got a lot of experience so it’s most likely going to be her.
do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?
MAKE LOVE BABY! But it’s not slow and tender all the time, they’re super passionate and needy when they smash so it’s just up in the air. But the two of them always come from a place of love when having sex sniff. Esp Nate. Naomi sometimes is like I need to not think for a bit/destress.
how long do they usually last?
I feel like Nate’s got some Stamina! Naomi’s usually the one that has to tap out but they can go pretty long like 45min? Obviously on and off not just...straight penetration the whole time.
rough or soft?
Soft! Like I said, they’re very passionate and needy and very desperate to be close to each other but they never really get rough. The roughest I can see them getting is Nate getting a bit enthusiastic esp after being apart or not getting time alone for awhile and going pretty hard? But nothing rough beyond that.
is protection used?
Yes. Naomi’s on the pill but she forgets sometimes...more than she should it just kinda slips her mind. They use condoms but not enough and honestly with Naomi begging him to come inside her every other day it’s a wonder they haven’t had an accident.
does it ever get boring?
Nah! I don’t think so. Maybe it becomes a bit quicker and more routine - they know what gets each other off - when they get married and become parents and get busy but they mix it up once in awhile when they can!
where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
Back of Naomi’s car (they’re eventually successful) and the Warehouse library I guess?
FAMILY.
do they plan on having children / do they have children?
Yes absolutely! Naomi thought it wasn’t ever really in the cards for her but she met Nate and was like Oh I’m GOING to have his babies. Nate has always really wanted kids and he can’t imagine having them with anyone but Naomi anymore.
if so, how many children do they want/have?
They have four! Alice is the first and the two of them are so incredibly excited. Holden is born about three years after Alice - the two of them kind of wanted to settle into parenting before they added another kid to the pile lmao. Their third - Watson - is a surprise! A pleasant surprise but a surprise nonetheless. Naomi’s pregnant with him about a year after Holden is born and then two years after Holden their little baby Josephine is born!
AFFECTION.
who likes to cuddle?
Naomi!! She loves to cuddle him all the time especially when they’re reading/she’s doing work on her laptop/etc. She’s so comfortable and relaxed when they cuddle it’s very sweet. She feels super safe with him.
who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
NATE. He’s the worst and so smooth about it and just looks at Naomi’s exasperation with the warmest, sweetest smile of bemusement. 
who struggles to keep their hands to themself?
Nate! Not just in naughty~ terms but just in general he’s so touchy. It takes a bit for Naomi to get used to it but she really loves it because she’s so starved for it. It just makes her AHEM blush when it’s in front of other people which she hates! (the blushing pls Nate give her another kiss in front of everyone)
how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
God, forever. As long as Naomi can play on her phone/read a book and Nate can read too. They loooove cuddling it’s disgusting. Sometimes they gotta shift though if Nate’s arm goes asleep or smth.
what is their favourite non-sexual activity?
Reading together! Cooking together! Nate loves binge-watching shows with Naomi because he gets so invested and he loves Naomi’s shows she introduces him too. They binge a ton of shows for date nights. They also love to go on walks together and possibly even some hikes. 
where is their favourite place to cuddle?
Bed! Or anywhere really in Naomi’s place. They’re alone and they can just be themselves and are all safe and warm. Nate and Naomi really love having a place of their own esp Naomi.
SLEEPING.
who snores?
Nate softly snores sometimes! 
if both do, who snores the loudest?
Naomi probably only snores when she’s drunk and it’s LOUD.
do they share a bed or sleep separately?
They eventually share a bed (BED SHARING WHEN). Naomi is an insomniac but she sleeps really well with Nate. They help soothe away each other’s nightmares and hold each other. 
if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
Cozy together at first but as their relationship progresses they lay what’s comfortable to them but the thing is they always have to be touching even a little bit. They’ll lay back to back and Nate will have his hand behind him on her hip or smth like that. 
what do they wear to bed?
Well, we know Nate loves some silky matching pajamas!! (Naomi loves them too) Naomi typically sleeps in sleep shorts and a t-shirt or just a t-shirt and underwear. Naomi won’t sleep in Nate’s t-shirt but she’ll grab them if she’s getting up to go start tea in the morning.
are either of them insomniacs?
Naomi is! She used to take pills for it back when she was first getting over her mental health issues but she stopped taking them because she didn’t like the way they made her feel. Nate just doesn’t sleep as much as normal humans do.
can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
I’m not sure if Naomi would ever go back on them tbh. 
do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
Nate wants to hold Naomi ALL the time so he’s like a little octopus. She gets in bed and he’s pulling her close. Like I said, later they lay side by side in a way that’s comfy for each other but they always have to be touching. Sometimes, one of them will wake up and reach out just to make sure the other’s still there. 
who wakes up with bed hair?
NATEY! It’s very cute and Naomi idly smooths it over, runs her fingers through it and then messes it up again when they’re waking up and still in bed. One time, Rebecca came to drop something off for Naomi early one morning and Nate came out with bed hair in his pajamas from her bedroom since he didn’t know she was there and that was the most awkward experience of Naomi’s life.
who wakes up first?
Naomi during the weekdays/days she has to work and Nate on the days neither of them have to work! Whoever’s up puts the kettle on and gets the mail/newspaper, waters the plants, etc.
who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
Nate!! It’s his Thing and he definitely did it the first time they slept together. Naomi teased him about it but kissed him and told him that she loved it and it was very sweet of him. She’s never had someone make her breakfast in bed before so Nate tries to do it as often as he can.
what is their favourite sleeping position?
Nate on his back with Naomi curled into his side is their default! Spooning is also a thing and they flip-flop who spoons who. Sometimes they shift during the night and it changes. When Naomi cuts her hair in Book 3 it makes it 10x easier since Nate isn’t choking on her hair lmao.
do they set an alarm each night?
Yep! Naomi sets one on her phone. Naomi pats him and tells him to turn it off sometimes and honestly that makes sure she gets up because Nate spends like ten minutes trying to turn the alarm off. 
who has nightmares?
Both. Naomi’s are more often but Nate’s are more intense and really bad on the rare occasion they happen.
can a television be found in their bedroom?
Nope. I think for Nate that would be a hard no. Naomi reads when she goes to bed instead of watching TV because it helps her fall asleep so I can’t see her really wanting one either.
who has ridiculous dreams?
Nate seems like he’d have weird dreams and loves telling them to Naomi over breakfast. I feel like they love jokingly analyzing each other’s dreams too even if they don’t actually believe in that stuff. Naomi looks up those dream meaning sites on her phone and very seriously tells Nate is prognosis is not good.
who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
Nate. Even not sprawled out he takes up so much of their bed dgdskjgg. Luckily, Naomi’s pretty compact so it doesn’t affect her much. His legs will tangle up with hers though while he sleeps or he splays them out.
who makes the bed?
Nate! Naomi just lets him do it because she’s learned whenever she protests him doing stuff for her he insists he loves her and just wants to make things easier on her. Naomi rolls her eyes, Nate gives her a kiss and continues doing what he’s doing. It’s just best not to argue.
what time is bed time?
They get into bed EARLY if they can cause they’re Old People (™), Naomi usually doesn’t fall asleep for hours and sits there reading/working on her laptop/etc. Nate will usually fall asleep first and Naomi follows after at around 11/12.
any routines/rituals before bed?
I guess reading together before bed counts? Nate always kisses Naomi’s forehead or cheek before he goes to bed and tells her he loves her. It’s to the point where smth happens where Nate doesn’t get to kiss her before bed and Naomi’s like….:( wait smth’s not right.
who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
NAOMI. Nate is a sunshiney morning person and she loves him but that’s the one time she wants to strangle him.
WORK.
who is the busiest?
It depends what’s going on! So much of their work depends on other factors that are out of their control but Naomi is busy most of the time. Nate has more free time than she does and that’s why he likes to help out around her apartment/their house more to carry his share of the load!
who rakes in the highest income?
I assume...Nate might make more since Naomi is new to the Agency?
are any of them unemployed?
Nope!
who takes the most sick days?
Sick days? Water those? Naomi is such a workaholic she’s that dickhead who comes into work sick and gets everyone else sick. Nate has to force her to stay in bed when she’s sick and has even called the station to let them know she’s not coming in (Douglas can hear Naomi telling him to give her the phone in the background before he hands up dlkgjsdkg)
what are their jobs?
Naomi is an Agency Liason and Detective. Nate is an Agent of the Agency!
who sucks up to their boss?
Naomi has 0 patience for sucking up anymore. She used to when she was younger but she’s disillusioned with the Captain and Adam and her don’t get along/disagree on a lot of stuff. She really needs to respect you for her to suck up to you.
who is more likely to turn up late to work?
Neither of them really? Maybe Naomi is slightly more likely to. Naomi loves to try and get Nate to stay in bed just a little bit longer and sometimes those efforts lead to  the two of them forgetting they actually have jobs to go to.
who stresses the most?
Both! They both hide it really well too but they’ve both caught onto the signs of them being stressed. Naomi starts smoking a lot and Nate can smell it on her. Nate is a bit more reserved than he normally is and has little tics that Naomi catches on.
do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?
Naomi likes it because it challenges her but I don’t think she likes a lot of the bureaucracy and paperwork of either being a detective or agent. She also likes the idea of following in her father’s footsteps and that’s why she joined the force. She originally was going to be a social worker but kinda went the easier path after her bad years. It made her feel connected to her father which she really needed. I think Nate really likes his job! Naomi’s distrust of the Agency might cause a little friction. 
are they financially stable?
Naomi isn’t at first just because she’s denied her mother’s financial help for a long time but they eventually are very financially stable together. They’re both good at planning and money...besides Nate’s expensive tastes.
HOME.
who does the washing?
Naomi! She usually just throws a load in when she’s done with a shower or heading to work. Nate folds and puts them away though!
who takes out the trash?
Naomi! She usually takes it on her way out. 
who does the ironing?
Nate! He’s very good at it and can do some mean pleats. Naomi hates ironing things so he’s happy to do it.
who does the cooking?
Nate! Like I said he’s a great cook and loves to cook for Naomi. It’s mostly him but they love to cook together. Naomi will occasionally try and make dinner for the two of them but rarely.
who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?
Naomi! She’d forget about it or smth. 
who is messier?
Naomi! She leaves shit everywhere and never has time/patience/motivation to clean up. It admittedly drives Nate a little nuts.
who leaves the toilet roll empty?
Neither. 
who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?
Naomi! Specifically in the bathroom because she comes home and just wants to shower some days especially being out on patrol with Bravo. Just shucks off her clothes and goes. They both pick them up when they have a second or remember.
who forgets to flush the toilet?
Uh…..neither lmao. 
who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?
NAOMI. She gets very pissy too and it’s usually somewhere that’s obvious and Nate’s like “...honey?”. 
who answers the telephone?
Naomi! She doesn’t have a landline and Nate can’t use his cellphone so she even answers his phone for him. 
who mows the lawn?
Nate! He loves doing like...Stereotypical Husband/Dad stuff. (Note: he is very bad at repairing things, that’s Naomi’s job)
who does the vacuuming?
It depends on who has time! Usually Nate.
who does the groceries?
Naomi! They like doing it together though especially when they have a special recipe they’re cooking up that night. 
who takes the longest to shower?
Nate. Naomi takes pretty quick showers. Naomi tends to sneak into his showers and makes him take a loooot longer.
who spends the most time in the bathroom?
Both of them take a long time tbh. About the same time normally. Naomi maybe takes a little longer if she’s putting special effort into her hair/makeup for the day.
MISCELLANEOUS.
is money a problem?
Early on for Naomi maybe a little (not terribly so) but later on when they’re together no their combined salaries make them pretty stable.
how many cars do they own?
Just one originally - Naomi’s shitty little baby car. They trade it in eventually for just a regular nice car and when Naomi gets pregnant they buy a second car that’s a Suburban to cram all their kids in.
what’s their song?
Tiny Dancer by Elton John (don’t ask I hear it and I think of them), Beautiful by Bazzi, Love You Like That by Dagny, Without Fear by Dermot Kennedy
do they live in the city or in the country?
Small town, I guess!
do they own their home or do they rent?
Naomi rents an apartment and I think the Agency owns the Warehouse? When the two of them get married, Nate buys a house in Wayhaven for them to fix up! It’s very cute and has a big yard.
do they enjoy their surroundings?
Naomi....hates Wayhaven to say the least. Gossip hound neighbors, uncooperative mayor, bad memories, her stupid ex...she just wants to move anywhere but she’s so attached to this town. Nate really loves Wayhaven and weirdly helps Naomi see the beauty in her town again? 
what do they do when they’re away from each other?
God, miss each other so much. Naomi less so, she’s used to being pretty independent but ofc she still misses him. She can at least get shit done. Nate is the worst because he’s mooning over her on a mission and the rest of UB complains about it. Makes one of the others call Naomi on his cell every night so they can Facetime. Naomi flashes him her tits. Nate is okay with this one piece of technology. Though one time Naomi does try to get freaky and Nate very loudly goes “HEY ADAM’S HERE! SAY HI TO ADAM!” Adam: :| 
where did they first meet?
Abandoned warehouse in Book 1, babey! She shoots her future husband’s best friend in the shoulder. It takes awhile for those two to like each other obviously.
who spends the most money when out shopping?
NATE. Bougie king. Naomi teases him about it too but she also gets the benefit of his obnoxious thread count sheets, giant bath and him smelling faintly of expensive cologne and body wash all the time. So, Naomi quit complaining.
who’s more likely to flash their assets?
Dkgjsg Naomi does this all the time because it’s too entertaining not to. If it’s when other people are around she’s sending him Signals or doing stuff like that Nate gets all flustered and leans his chin on his hand and tries to cover up the little smirk he has. Raises his eyebrows at her and gets That Look.
any mental issues?
Well, Nate clearly has some kind of PTSD due to his fear of storms/other very obvious factors. Naomi has pretty severe depression and honestly probably a little touch of BPD. She also has some anxiety (not as bad as the depression) but enough that she bites her nails down and has to paint them/get fake ones so she doesn’t ruin her teeth.
who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
Nate usually just catches Naomi and has a little smile that she jokingly glares at him for. Naomi tries...so hard not to laugh but Nate is...so not graceful some times. Like a baby giraffe. He legs too long for he gotdam bodee.
who’s terrified of bugs?
Naomi! DISGOSTHANG.
who kills the spiders around the house?
Nate! But he usually gets a cup and a piece of paper and takes it outside. Naomi usually loves that he’s gentle but also will die if he comes close with that thing. He’s always like, “See, it just wants to go back outside.” And Naomi’s got the most unamused face while she’s standing on the couch sdgsjkg.
do they have any fears for their future?
Uh...yeah definitely. Besides the normal ya know, being kidnapped/murdered for her blood, Naomi is...terrified that Nate will come to his senses and leave her. She has horrible fears of abandonment and not being worthy. She’s just...always waiting for the shoe to drop. Nate is also terrified for her safety but also worried a lot for her mental state the more he learns about her past. He loves her and supports her and wants to stay with her for...eternity if she lets that happen. Of course, that’s also a fear that Naomi might not want to live forever and see all her family and friends die. That it might exacerbate her already lonely, heartbroken, abandoned nature. That he’ll doom her to a life she doesn’t want just because she loves him. Ha ha...anyways.
their favourite place?
They of course both love the Warehouse but they love Naomi’s apartment because it’s just them and they get some privacy. Just a detective and her vampire...playin house.
who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
Nate! He cooks for Naomi so much! She offhandedly told him once that she doesn’t usually have time to cook with how busy she is (also...the Depression) so he’s always surprising her when she comes home. It’s very special when he buys all the ingredients and they cook together because Naomi likes to cook it’s just such an effort! Good date nights for them is cooking a new recipe tbh.
who pays the bills?
Nate tries to pay them all but Naomi splits them.
who’s the tallest?
Natey! He teases Naomi about it sometimes. They’ve got a foot height difference.
who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
Naomi! She loves sneaking into the shower with Nate not even just for some naughty times but she loves bathing with Nate. He’ll wash her hair for her and she’ll do the same for him. It’s about….the caregiving.
who wanders around in their underwear?
Naomi! But I’m fixated on Nate getting comfortable at her place enough to wander around in his boxers. 
who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
Naomi!!!!! Nate just sits there and stares at her and lets her sing to him because he’s a big puppy who’s in love.
what do they tease each other about?
Nate’s teasing is so gentle and has no real weight to it. Like teasing Naomi about being such a workaholic and trying to get her to bed. Naomi calls Nate really goofy as hell pet names that are purposefully cringey but shh Nate secretly likes any pet name Naomi calls him. They typically are just pretty flirty teasing esp poking each other when they’re trying to focus on smth or they’ll be reading in the library and Naomi will catch his eyes and wiggle her eyebrows. Nate’ll counter back with something like “You know I can’t concentrate with you looking at me like that.” Naomi also gets a little flirty and competitive when it comes to games or any kind of challenge which makes Nate SWEAT.
who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?
Well, we all know Nate is the best dressed member of Bravo and Naomi is usually pretty well-dressed if somewhat minimalistic and plain. I don’t think either of them really would unless Naomi was in a slump and clearly like...not practicing self care and Nate noticed. Nate just doesn’t seem like a Judgy person unless it’s a symptom of smth else.
who crushed first?
Natey! Naomi was close behind though it didn’t really hit her for a while.
any alcohol or substance related problems?
Naomi used to rely a lot on alcohol in her teenage years/college days so she’s pretty aware of that dependence and doesn’t really get drunk very much. She also smokes - though she tries to hide it like she’s a teenager still living in her mother’s house lmao. I can’t see Nate having any kind of those problems esp with vampire metabolism.
who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
Naomi! When she does drink it’s usually a night out with Tina and Nate is very sweet about. Makes her drink a glass of water and take an aspirin (much to her displeasure) before getting her in bed.
who swears the most?
Naomi, obviously lmao. Usually when she’s exasperated. It’s normally when she’s Tired of Shit and not an angry thing really? I don’t see her cursing when she fights with someone either.
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What do u think what will be the instructor reaction (including toru, momo, tsugaru) if they found out that MC martial arts r that of assassin's level. I am literally dying to know cause she is sorta clumsy.¿¿
ahh i had another request for this a while back as well which i started working on and then... forgot to finish lol
to be honest her fighting skills are actually pretty good i think? we love talking about how noob she was in season one, but the one thing that she’s never had an issue with is her physical ability. then she becomes a national kendo champ, top out of every single cadet, and then basically only gets better and better in terms of physical skill. she gets overpowered or beaten a pretty reasonable and realistic number of times but also fights back really well at other times - kind of like the love interests, who also sometimes get beaten and kidnapped bc sadly (for them, not me) that’s just the life of a public safety officer.
but anyway i try to give a sense of how they relate specifically to a great fighter mc:
goto:
he’s.... proud yet insecure? obviously he loves having a partner who can fight her way out of a pinch, but he’s also still worried for her and he also still wants to be able to be needed by her and to protect her. he hopes that she won’t feel like she can just fight through everything on her own and will rely on him as an equal too. 
kaga:
tbh kaga’s not easily impressed by anything - and he’s not that impressed by this either. he also thinks that this is about the standard she should be at because of her training (and also his extra training... 50 laps of a standard oval is like 40km?! plus all his extra crunches + pushups training, i mean this girl at least has the strength and stamina of a tank, not to mention all the actual skills-based physical training they get on top of that) and is just more concerned that her body stays soft tbh lmao.
ishigami:
this is the standard that she should be at, as a trained public safety officer - any less and what’s the point of the academy? but he’s proud that all her training and practice and hard work has paid off, and is probably more impressed at that attitude than her actual physical ability. so long as she can apply that same level of work to all the other skills she’s learning (which she does) and learn how to strategise and write a good plan of action, he’s sure she’ll be a great and all-rounded officer without relying solely on physical ability. 
soma:
honestly he’s... turned on. i mean this is actually canon lol, since soma has basically become peak horny multiple times and/or expressed admiration and attraction to his mc’s physical skill. he’s (canonically) got it reaaaally bad for seeing her all sweaty and working hard in the dojo. he’s so proud of her for winning her matches at the national tournament. he gets genuinely fuckstruck  lovestruck that time when she takes down and secures a dude way bigger than her in an alley with an umbrella (which also... he did that too before with a random pipe ;~~; we love these parallels), so yeah basically he’s crazy attracted to her. 
shinonome:
the number of comments he makes about brawn over brains is unreal? it’s neither here nor there to him that she can choke a man out in the blink of an eye but unless she masters advanced level hacking then he... doesn’t care. public safety is so much more than just beating people up and when will she learn how to think outside the box?
namba:
he kind of has mixed feelings about his hiyokko being a hot lil action star. on the one hand, she has so much potential for being a public safety agent and he’s very proud of her, on the other hand it exacerbates his insecurities about being too old for her and whether or not she deserves better. he’ll make positive comments/boast about it publicly, but can’t help but worry a little bit on the inside still.
kurosawa:
he’s wildly proud and will NOT shut up about having an action hero girlfriend. he literally will take every single sentence you say and turn it into him bragging about how cool she was fighting this or that time. he literally turns goukons into group lectures where he can’t help but just go on and on about how badass she is until all the girls are like why the f are you here when you have a girlfriend?
tsugaru:
he... tries to brainwash her into becoming another one of his loyal pawns so he basically has another human weapon under his belt? he’d loooove to have a hitman squad of momo and usa - he basically admits to this in goto’s battlefield. tsugaru (initially, and only sometimes, to be fair) sees her as a tool for his disposal, and having another tool who can kick perps’ asses without breaking a sweat? great for him. with that said, he kind of has a complex about the academy so honestly it would be more of an issue if she had all that training and wasn’t as good as she is. 
momose:
he’s surprised and impressed. again, this is basically canon (i think a lot about that scene in the warehouse where momo and usa fight perfectly in sync without a plan or a word and momo is like shocked), but for someone like momo, demonstrating physical ability is the quickest way to win him over. if she can fight at his level and even teach him some extra moves, that’s a surefire way to earn his respect. although let’s be real.... no one is a better athlete than momo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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